For some folks in the world where The Bar is located, the month of March is one full of surprises. Not only is basketball on everyone’s mind, but a few folks take on a strange transformation. For the month of March, they take on more… bovine characteristics.

For some, this is as simple as an increased appreciation for dairy and its substitutes. (You can’t keep Huck away from the stuff in March.) For others, such as Ian, it results in a month-long transformation, complete with horns and milk production. It’s a bit awkward for everyone, seeing the bartender suddenly sprouting horns and body hair changing from black to brown. You gotta duck when he turns to grab a new bottle. But at least we know where the “local dairy” comes from?